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Exp-Lore: Royal Jelly

A Bulletin Board in a Qaldin Tavern

Re: Royal Jelly

Posted 2019/8/19

Motivated buyer seeking genuine Jidi Honeybee Royal Jelly. Payment in 20 kilograms of Nemesis Stones, or equivalent value in local currency.

Help Wanted:

Posted 2019/8/20

Experienced crew sought for expedition, applicants must:

  • Be willing to deal with inconveniences including but not limited to: mud, jungle conditions, Poison, Corrosion, minor injury, major injury, death, sudden death, slow death, mutation, and mosquito bites.

Obituaries:

Posted 2019/8/24

Vorondar "mad-knife" has died in an unfortunate seafaring accident. He is succeeded by his widow Vngraka "Madder-Knife" and his two children Shanky & Stabby. A funeral will be held in the local temple after they finish clearing out the Assassin corpses.

Help Wanted:

Posted 2019/8/25

Experienced crew sought for expedition, applicants must:

  • Not be afraid of the ocean.

  • Be able to Swim

  • Be willing to deal with inconveniences including but not limited to: mud, humidity, poison, corrosion, minor injury, major injury, death, sudden death, slow death, mutation, mosquito bites and sailing.

Obituaries:

Posted 2019/9/2

Deathfist The Brave has died in battle against the ferocious beasts of the Jidi Isles. He is succeeded by several very disappointed bookies.

Help Wanted:

Posted 2019/9/3

Experienced crew sought for expedition, applicants must:

  • Not be afraid of the ocean, not be arachnophobic to the point where they erratically jump into the path of a crossbow bolt, insectophobic, nor a hypochondriac.

  • Be able to swim

  • Be willing to deal with inconveniences including but not limited to: mud, humidity, poison, corrosion, minor injury, major injury, death, sudden death, slow death, mutation, mosquito bites, sailing and leeches.

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Obituaries:

Posted 2019/10/29

Graxex the "Desert Ranger" has died on an expedition in the Jidi Isle. She is succeeded by her 31 cats.

Help Wanted:

Posted 2019/10/30

Experienced crew sought for expedition, applicants must:

  • Not be afraid of the ocean, not be arachnophobic to the point where they erratically jump into the path of a crossbow bolt, insectophobic, nor a hypochondriac, must not have pollen allergies.

  • Be able to swim, be able to operate a crossbow without violent sneezing fits

  • Be willing to deal with inconveniences including but not limited to: mud, humidity, poison, corrosion, minor injury, major injury, death, sudden death, slow death, mutation, mosquito bites, sailing, leeches, mega-leeches, plague leeches, or hay fever.

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