>Be me. Bored as SHIT with no new character ideas
>"What if i make a character with 0 in a stat?" I ask myself in the bathtub
>"Delightfully devilish Sarah" I respond as i sink down in the water, giggling out bubbles.
>Be not me
>Great chef and GF (She made some kebabs in naan bread for us <3 i used too much garlic sauce apparently, i told her there was no such thing as "too much garlic sauce")
>Barbarian player… who always play barbarian, has really found his calling in life…
>Some person that thought our group was normal. They played a thievi'n Tiefling.
>Walk in to a guild hall and spot an odd sight.
>A huge muscular dark-green skinned beast of an Ork with a thin, anemic and un-moving elf on his back. Elf is laying over his shoulder and is barely able to chew and drink the food that the Ork is offering it.
>Tiefling player lets out a "This will be… interesting"
>Walk up to the odd couple "How goes it, fellow adventurers!"
>Ork looks at you and kicks his shoulder up to alert the Elf that someone nearby.
>Anemic elf looks up "Salutation my good… Sir?… Madam? I can never tell with your species! please excuse my ignorance. My brutish friend here doesn't speak Common so he won't say much, not that i think he'd say much even if he knew what we were saying!"
>Be Barbarian Ork
>… beer… meat… thin man… talk… boring… eat.
>" So why are you so thin… and with an Ork who doesn't speak?"
>Anemic elf takes a drink of water… it takes a while… "Oh, he found me and i helped him defeat a basilisk! and ever since we've been friends!"
>Look weirdly at elf "how? you don't seem to be able to move…"
>Elf looks back triumphantly "I was his club!" *Laughs in 20 Constitution*
>"So he beat the basilisk to death… with you?" you ask
>"Yes, I cast fireball when he hits something and everything dies! it works very well"
>Think this story is BS and invite them to join your quest so you can see if its true or not.
>Elf agrees and does some weird hand signals to the ork
>Ork chugs the last of the beer and joins you for battle.
>You see that the ork only has the elf on his back… no club… no sword.
>It can't be true… can it?
>Character lasted about 3 sessions and died when the Ork used him as a javelin against a dragon. (An elven skull is NOT sharp enough to pierce dragon hide apparently)
>Sill killed the dragon though! Woot Wooooot!
- How to BECOME the BBEG.
- Party finds Hella Bitches (Not as NSfW as you’d expect)
- Bethesda, guys, it wasn’t so much dying from lack of food/water, it was the frequency of needing it.
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