Content of the article: "How my first session I DMed ended up with rat r*pe"
Note: Please, before you comment read the afterword. It provides some needed context.
Be me: a player who wants to DM and introduce some friends to the game
two of them are up for it
third one have "I can come, I guess" mentality
first one plays Dwarf Fighter
second one is a wizard
"Can I be Megumin from Konosuba?"
but i'm also a weeb
"Ok, let's have fun"
third player chooses Human Barbarian
i do separate introductions for them
they are friends who are going to meet in a tavern
Dwarf goes to the tavern
Barb immediately looks at his phone
*sigh* "I'll just try to engage him with the story"
he goes as well tho
all according to keikaku so far
"What if I don't go?" asks Megumin
"Then nothing will happen"
"Then I will stay"
he just wants to explore the possibilities so I let him
a little DM magic later they finally meet up in an old lady's house
Barb looks up from his phone
"Can I rape the old lady?"
some rape jokes later he goes back to his phone
"Do you really want to play? I don't want to force you…"
pls say no
"I can play"
that is not an answer to my question
going back to the quest
they learn that kobolds are in the old lady's basement and are coming from the sewers
"Let's go to the guards with this" they say
that's an unexpectedly responsible thing to do and not the one I expected
fortunately I prepared guard's station because I figured they will end up there one way or another
talking with the guards Dwarf is acting really entitled
guards don't like that
he doesn't like guards
combat in the guard station ensues
classic dnd moment
surprisingly they wipe the floor with guards
i realise I confused their hp with ac
well, my fault
only Megumin went down
Barb gropes her butt
what is my life…
they assault office of the captain
they talk it out
he sends them back to the sewers to deal with the problem promising not to hang them for their crimes
in the sewers
they calmed down a bit and session is back on track (they supposed to be there in the first hour)
Barbarian at this point immersed himself with his phone
has to be reminded to roll his dice and basically we're playing his character
"Do you really want to play?"
"I can play"
later they are surrounded by rats, A LOT OF RATS
rats seem to want guide them
party goes along with them
Barb looks up
"cAn I RaPe A raT????"
I'm too done with this to protest
"FINE! You can rape it! Roll for grapple."
"You now have a dead rat on your dick because it couldn't handle your big dong."
with this description i hope he realises what stupid shit he's done
he laughs and wiggle it around proudly
Suffice to say I didn't invite him for the next session
I finished up the session despite this. There were some stupid jokes later but overall he almost completely shut down after this so it was no longer that bad. There were also a lot more stupid jokes and some rape attempts but I just left the highlights.
And please don't hate too much on the players, especially the other two. We know each other most of our lives so as much as all this sounds bad it happened with people we know really well. Barbarian's player was responsible for instigating most of this. He really didn't care about the game and couple it up with his dark sense of humor you get this. Dwarf was prone to violence but otherwise nothing that bad. Megumin was actually the most collected one so the red flag was a red herring. Those two were a lot more bahaving in next sessions. Although, I will never play with Barbarian again.
But overall, I was also at fault for not handling everything correctly.
- My Experience with a DM
- Why do humans suck?
- When the DM decides ridiculous details of your actions that mess up everything
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