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New AI-written magic items (by GPT-3)

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I fed GPT-3 four magic items from the Ghosts of Saltmarsh appendix, and it spat out dozens more. Many are plausible, some are nonsensical, some are very funny (see The Fool's Buckle), but these are all 100% machine-written by an AI, and are completely unedited here:

  1. Ring of Mind Protection.
    Wondrous item, uncommon (requires attunement). This ring is made of pure platinum and has a large ruby inset into its face. While wearing this ring, you can hold your hand over your head to create a protective force that lasts until the end of your next turn. Any creature that attempts to strike you with a melee attack while the force is active takes force damage equal to half your level (rounded down).

  2. Cloak of Invisibility.
    Wondrous item, uncommon (requires attunement). This cloak is made of dark gray silk and has a silver clasp. While wearing this cloak, you can focus your mind for 1 minute to become invisible for 1 hour. You become visible if you engage in any behavior that breaks the rules of what you've defined as acceptable for yourself, set by yourself, or change your behavior in some way beyond your defined limits or without thinking. After you become visible, you can become invisible again by trying to calm yourself. This state lasts until the end of your next turn.

  3. Boots of the Winterlands.
    Wondrous item, uncommon (requires attunement). These fur-lined leather boots are emblazoned with a silver bucking and glass beads with blue stripes. While wearing these boots, you gain a climbing speed equal to your walking speed. Additionally, you do not suffer any exhaustion or starvation from traveling and can sleep with your eyes open.

  4. Bloodlust Broach.
    Wondrous item, uncommon (requires attunement). This brass broach is enscribed with a red ruby and imbedded with bits of ivory. When you attune to this item, small nodes of blue light appear on your body, mostly on your limbs. Once per day, you can focus for 1 minute to cause these nodes to reveal sharp barbs that inflict your melee critical hit damage on whatever you hit for 10 seconds. You can instead cause these nodes to fire a beam of light that extends your sight.

  5. The Slowness Sash.
    Wondrous item, uncommon (requires attunement). This dirty red sash is embroidered with yellow Arabic characters and studded with small green gems. When you attune to this item, you feel sluggish for a single day. Once attuned, you gain a movement speed equal to half your walking speed. You also become slower than the average non-fantasy game humanoid.

  6. Pipe of Smoke.
    Wondrous item, uncommon (requires attunement). This pipe is made entirely out of some sort of dark wood and has a yellow metal cap at its end. While smoking from this pipe, you are able to see brief glimpses of the future. If you smoke enough, you can even reach a state of clairvoyance.

  7. The Amulet of Eradication.
    Wondrous item, uncommon (requires attunement). This amulet is made of polished iron and has a diamond set into its center. While wearing this amulet, you can detect the presence of both undead and demonic creatures as well as other negative presences within 1,000 feet of your location.

  8. The Fool's Buckle.
    Wondrous item, uncommon (requires attunement). This leather belt is polished to a shine and snow-white even along its stitching. While wearing this belt, you are able to conceive children. Additionally, your movement speed doubles, but you are also more likely to fall from great heights.

  9. The Gem of Radiance.
    Wondrous item, uncommon (requires attunement). This amulet is made of pure gold and set with a brilliant cut black gem. While wearing this amulet, you can cause your eyes to emanate a pure white light at will, bright enough to illuminate even the darkest of rooms.

  10. The Necklace of Pain.
    Wondrous item, uncommon (requires attunement). This necklace is made of pure silver and set with small green emeralds all the way around. While wearing this necklace, you feel a dull ache in your body that never truly goes away. You are able to withstand higher levels of pain and remain conscious throughout greater injuries.

  11. The Pendant of the Lost Home.
    Wondrous item, uncommon (requires attunement). This pendant is made of polished hematite and has an oak leaf carved onto it. While wearing this pendant, you can speak a few words of an ancient language unknown to most and summon a friendly noble creature of the natural world to help you. You are able to converse with the creature.

  12. The Grapple Gem.
    Wondrous item, uncommon (requires attunement). This gem is cut into the shape of a claw and flickers with an orange-red glow. While wearing this, you can charge yourself with energy for 1 minute, at the end of which you can cause a huge magnetic force to pulse out from you in a 20 foot radius. Any metallic objects or creatures within range are instantly attracted to you.

  13. The Talisman of Blood.
    Wondrous item, uncommon (requires attunement). This talisman is made of bloodstone and carved in the shape of a spider's web. While wearing this talisman, you can funnel your life force into a single person, killing yourself in the process but giving them seemingly unlimited stamina and speed.

  14. The Shield of Shadows.
    Wondrous item, uncommon (requires attunement). This black shield is made of some sort of dark metal and inlaid with small red gems. While wearing this shield, you are able to blend into the shadows around you, which creates a field of darkness around you but prevents you from being targeted within it.

  15. The Bezoar Amulet.
    Wondrous item, uncommon (requires attunement). This amulet is made of a honeycomb-like material and is half black and half white. While wearing this amulet, you can store poisons from ingested food within the Amulet to use against your enemies.

  16. The Deciever's Ring.
    Wondrous item, uncommon (requires attunement). This ring is made of wood and inlaid with a single opal. While wearing this ring, you can cast the spell ventriloquism at will.

  17. The Antidote Patch.
    Wondrous item, uncommon (requires attunement). This patch is made of cloth and is green with pink hearts on it. While wearing this patch, you are able to temporarily store ingested poisons within the patch and prevent them from harming you.

  18. The Hourglass of Charms.
    Wondrous item, uncommon (requires attunement). This hourglass is made of brass and its sands are green. While wearing this hourglass, you are able to store your magical power within the hourglass and use it to cast a different spell at a later time.

  19. The Wooden Ring of Greater Precautions.
    Wondrous item, uncommon (requires attunement). This ring is made of driftwood and is black with white stripes. While wearing this ring, you can store up to 2 extra levels of prepared spells.

  20. The Crossbone Necklace.
    Wondrous item, uncommon (requires attunement). This necklace is made of some sort of bone and has a cross-like shape. While wearing this necklace, you are able to speak a few words in an ancient language and summon a swarm of flying venomous snakes.

  21. The Black Wig.
    Wondrous item, uncommon (requires attunement). This wig is jet black and made of soft cotton. While wearing this wig, you can temporarily emulate the shadows that come with the darkness and gain a 5 foot increased range to your dark visitation spell.

  22. The Conduit of Magma.
    Wondrous item, uncommon (requires attunement). This conduit is made of brass and extremely hot to the touch. While wearing this, you can cast burning hands at will.

  23. The Forsaken Doll.
    Wondrous item, uncommon (requires attunement). This rag doll is rather plainlooking. While wearing this doll, you can speak a few words in a lost language and summon a myrmfolk to help you.

  24. The Dowsing Rod.
    Wondrous item, uncommon (requires attunement). This rod is rather plainlooking and made of wood. While wearing this rod, you can search for anything that it might be able to find, however you need to be holding and swinging it around freely to do so.

  25. The Glass of Air.
    Wondrous item, uncommon (requires attunement). This glass bottle is rather light. While wearing this bottle, you can speak a few words in a lost language and become weightless for 10 minutes.

  26. The Blade of Grass.
    Wondrous item, uncommon (requires attunement). This longsword is made of wood. While wearing this sword, you can channel what little power you have into it and turn any grass you are standing on into acid field of death, which lasts for a few hours.

  27. The Gloom Gem.
    Wondrous item, uncommon (requires attunement). This gem is rather large and absorbs light. While wearing this gem, you can store up to 3 levels of any commonly used spell within it to use later.

  28. The Tail of Steel.
    Wondrous item, uncommon (requires attunement). This metal tail is made of the strongest metal you know of. While wearing this tail, you can speak a few words in a lost language and gain a retractable metal spike that comes from your tail.

  29. The Cane of Cob.
    Wondrous item, uncommon (requires attunement). This cane is made of wood. While wearing this cane, you can speak a few words in a lost language and summon a fully obedient Cob-A-Lord to help you.

  30. The Staff of Ridicule.
    Wondrous item, uncommon (requires attunement). This staff is made of wood. While wearing this staff, you can cast tasha's ridicule at will.

  31. The Miner's Pick.
    Wondrous item, uncommon (requires attunement). This pick is made of wood. While wearing this pick, you can create makeshift wood at a surface of bare rock by chipping away at it for an hour.

  32. The Goggles of Revealing.
    Wondrous item, uncommon (requires attunement). These goggles are made of a strange glass. While wearing these goggles, you can see through walls and other surfaces for as long as you have them on your face.

  33. The Boots of Quickness.
    Wondrous item, uncommon (requires attunement). These boots are made of leather. While wearing these boots, your speed increases by 10.

  34. The Cursed Ring.
    Wondrous item, uncommon (requires attunement). This ring is made of gold and looks very valuable. While wearing this ring, any negative effects caused by physical contact occur ten times as strong.

  35. The Earmuffs of Hotheadedness.
    Wondrous item, uncommon (requires attunement). These earmuffs are made of fur. While wearing these earmuffs, you can not only hear but also understand the speech of animals and beasts.

  36. The Rainstick of Sadness.
    Wondrous item, uncommon (requires attunement). This long stick is made of wood and has a lovely pattern similar to that of a rainstick. While wearing this, you can cause it to rain by, well, twirling it around.

  37. The Pauldrons of Fearlessness.
    Wondrous item, uncommon (requires attunement). These pauldrons are made of iron. While wearing these pauldrons, physical attacks do half damage.

  38. The Boots of Fungality.
    Wondrous item, uncommon (requires attunement). These boots are made of leather. While wearing these boots, you can climb vertical surfaces and across liquids with ease.

  39. The Broom of Speed!
    Wondrous item, uncommon (requires attunement). This broom is made of wood. While wearing this broom, you can fly with a speed of 15 by speaking the words "Up, up and away!" You may do this once per day.

  40. The Hourglass of Time.
    Wondrous item, uncommon (requires attunement). This hourglass is made of sand that seems to move faster than any other. While wearing this hourglass on your person, you can feel the passing of time speed up.

  41. The Blade of Grass 2.0.
    Wondrous item, uncommon (requires attunement). This greatsword is made of wood. While wearing this greatsword, you can plant a tree by simply stabbing the ground with it as though it were an axe.

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