Content of the article: "Panty Raid Gone Wrong"
> be me DM a modern 5e setting
> be not me, horny elf bard, tiefling monk, and human rogue (rouge used to be part of royal guard)
> set scene, at cheerleader tryouts
> elf bard get idea
> try and blackmail human rouge by telling her that he will tell the prince on her
> human rogue doesnt fall for it
> elf bard explains that he wants the rogue to panty raid the girls locker room
> human rogue does it, grabs pink frilly panties and purple g-strap
> human rogue gives them to elf bard
> elf bard is suprised that she actually did it
> elf bard waits to see who comes out of locker room looking flusterd
> elf bard rolls 19 on passive perception
> I roll percentile to determine what the races are
> I explain that a wood elf and half-orc girls walk out looking a bit flustered
> elf bard walks up to them
> elf bard successfully convinces them to help "guard" them on their way to their dorms
> in walks in Tiefling monk stuttering and tyring to get some action too
> elf bard wants to slide in one of the panties to the monk
> bard rolls low on slight of hand
> me rolls perception on elf girl and half-orc
> elf girl doesnt see
> half-orc girls does
> half-orc goes "WTF ARE YOU DOING WITH OUR PANTIES"
> elf girl runs away
> elf bard runs after her
> they run across the baseball field
> baseball team sees elf bard running after elf girl
> I roll to see what they do
> baseball team proceeds to throw baseballs and bats at the elf bard
> baseball bat slams into elf bard face
> cue chaos as party tries to calm down baseball team captain
why did they have to do this to me
- Innkeeper Regrets Letting the Party Stay There
- The theme song for the session was Yakety Sax (minor spoilers for Descent into Avernus)
- So I have to re-write a portion of my campaign thanks to my players.
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