ROSIE is the worst ability in the game, change my mind.

No, actually don’t change my mind. Because you can’t. It’s the WORST.

And every time you think “oh I forgot about ROSIE, let’s try it” you place it and hop in and it’s fun for about 10 seconds and you’re like “oh this is pretty fun” but then it overheats and suddenly you’re surrounded by ankle biters and now you’re on fire and in the middle of a swarm of bees and you can’t do anything about it because you can’t shoot anything close to you and you’re like “yeah, this is the worst ability in the game. Now I remember why I never use it.”

So then you’re like “maybe if I put Airheart and Krampus in support and use Blakebeard” NOPE. Still terrible.

But the real kick in the balls is Epic decides to slap it on almost every melee constructor: Syd, Dark Vanguard, Tank Penny, Catstructor Penny, Privateer Hype. Seriously, wtf were they thinking? How is that going to be remotely useful to me while I’m hip deep in husks swinging my shit around, Epic? You can’t throw me a bone and put Bull Rush, or Plasma Pulse, or DECOY instead? Dummies.

So before you push your glasses back up the bridge of your nose and say “well actually, if you surround yourself with 4 campfires and ceiling electric fields anti-air traps…” NOPE, YOU’RE WRONG. It’s terrible.

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Thanks for coming to my Ned Talk!

Edit: just want to say how happy it makes me to see all these ROSIE supporters. That’s one of the things I love most about this game; there are so many ways to play it and have fun!


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