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Washed-ass plat (WAP)

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Feeders in this house

There’s some feeders in this house

There’s some feeders in this house

There’s some feeders in this house (Hol’ up)

I said certified freak, CS game weak

Washed-ass plat, lost every game this week, woo (Ah)

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Yeah, you fuckin’ with some washed-ass plat

Bring a Taric and a Yi for this washed-ass plat

Give me every ban you got for this washed-ass plat

Beat me up, Kayn, catch a charge

Extra fed and extra tryhard

Put this Kai’sa right in your face

Swipe your sword like a credit card

Hop on top, I won’t survive

I use my Zhonya’s when he’s inside

Hook me from fountain, blind both my eyes

This plat is washed, deaths I got 9

Knock me up like you’re Malphite

Please let me play, I always die

I want you to alt f4 so I can get some LP for my guy

Gank me for free, make me scream

Out in jungle, make a scene

I don’t CS, I don’t fight with my team

But let me tell you how I got this LP ;)(Ayy, ayy)

Gobble me, swallow me, ‘get your ass inside of me’ (Yeah)

Their Tahm Kench won’t let me get a fucking creep (Yeah)

Tell my support where to put it, always tell him where I’m ‘bout to be (Huh)

I’ll run down in his games since he wants to hide behind me (Pow, pow, pow)

Talk your shit, ping your mid (Yeah)

Ask for a gank from this gold 3 Nid (From this gold 3 Nid)

You really ain’t gonna get a fuckin thang (Yeah)

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Enemy jungler already counterganked (Ayy, ah)

Now get your boots, and your pots for this washed-ass plat (Ah, ah, ah)

He bought an IE and a BORK for this washed-ass plat (Click, click, click)

Coulda paid tuition for all the skins I have in this shit-ass MOBA (Mwah, mwah, mwah)

Now I’m in pain since I’m just a fucking washed-ass plat (Yeah, yeah)

Look I need a good jungler, need a fed Garen

Need an enchantress support, need a tank jungler

Not a Nidalee, I need a big Mundo

With a big cleaver, that he flings over

I got some money, then mid’s where I’m headed

But Zoe’s already fed, now I’m fucking dead

We got a dead Jax, well, they’ve got a Hec

I tried to CS, now I’m 1/10

I don’t wanna split, I wanna choke, I wanna put my head through a window

I want to stop seeing the demotion shield every time that I click on my rank

Enemy JG’s on fire, their Nami’s Dasani

I’m going in dry and comin’ out soggy

They ride on me like the cops is behind me (Yeah, ah)

I killed his pink ward, now he trynna find me, woo

Your Karma is a freak bitch, lands Qs, gets big

Switch to my sup, makes me feel I’m getting cheated

Shoot me in my knees, Naut never tanks Lucian

Always lose fights, I’m just lookin’ to go even

In the food chain, I’m the one they’re eatin’

Fizz ate my ass, with his shark that’s feedin’

Big D hit me with guillotine

He makes me flash before he ever meets me

If it don’t feed, then it ain’t ranked

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You can’t hurt my feelings, ‘cause I mute all

If talk to me in champ select Imma report the guy so I can dodge the game, ah

Yeah, yeah, yeah

Yeah, yeah you fuckin’ with some washed-ass plat

Bring a Taric and a Yi for this washed-ass plat

Give me everything you got for this washed-ass plat

Now in the bot, tower’s dropped, that’s a washed-ass plat

Now bring a Jinx and a LeBlanc, that’s some dead-ass AD

I’m talkin’ wap, wap, wap, that’s some washed-ass plat

I’ll never win a fight in bot, that’s some washed-ass plat

Feeders in this house

There’s some feeders in this house

There’s some feeders in this house

There’s some feeders in this house

I wrote this in my grey screens while being farmed as Xerath 🙂

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