Monster Hunter World

I don’t ever want to fight fucking Urugaan again.

Content of the article: "I don’t ever want to fight fucking Urugaan again."

So for clarification, I've been playing monster hunter for a good while now and have been enjoying everything so far. Really, it's a great game, except for fucking 'Urugaan'. I swear to god, there's one fucking complaint I have, AND IT IS FUCKING URUGAAN.
From the beginning of the game I mained the insect glaive, and it's a pretty decent weapon. I used it for most of the storymode.
Later I started to learn and use other weapons for a bit more diversity. Thus far I am able to use (and on a pretty good level) insect glaive, longsword, hammer, bow and great sword, at the moment I'm learning the switchaxe. But whenever I have to fight Urugaan not a single fucking weapon works.I have smashed this fuckers brains in with a hammer, fucking raped his sorry ass with the insane damage of the greatsword. BUT THIS FUCKING MONSTER DOESN'T WANT TO FUCKING DIE AND KEEP SLAMMING HIS PATHETIC LITTLE SHIT-CHIN INTO THE FUCKING GROUND SO FUCKING HARD THAT FUCKING CHARLES RICHTER HAS TO FUCKING REVISE HIS THEORY BECAUSE IT DOESN'T EVEN BEGIN TO HOLD THE SHEER FUCKING MAGNITUDE THIS MONSTERS CHIN CAN BRING UP. AND THEN, WHEN HE FINALLY STOPS BREAKING HIS OWN LOWER JAW, THIS MOTHERFUCKER DECIDES TO THROW SOME FUCKING LAVA-STONES OUT OF HIS FUCKING TAIL. AND THOSE THINGS HIT WITH A SUCH A PRECISION, THAT FUCKING A FUCKING SNIPER WOULD BE FUCKING TERRIFIED.
THOSE LAVA THINGS THEN HIT ME AND LAND BESIDE ME, WHILST MY CHARACTER IS FUCKING STUNNED, AND WHEN I FINALLY REGAIN CONTROL OF MY CHARACTER THOSE FUCKING THINGS DECIDE TO EXPLODE IN MY FUCKING FACE. NOT ONLY DELIVERING SOME SHIT-TON OF FUCKING DAMAGE, NO, THOSE FUCKING CANCEROUS STONES SET YOU ON FUCKING FIRE. following this fiery adventure, THIS UGLY, GOLDEN FUCKING FRIES LOOKING SALAMANDER DECIDES TO ROLL OVER YOUR BURNING BODY, FOLLOWING THIS ROLL, HE AGAIN(YOU GUESSED IT) CAUSES A FUCKING EARTHQUAKE BIGGER THAN THE VALDIVIA EARTHQUAKE, WHICH RESULTS IN ME GETTING FUCKING STUNNED AGAIN AND NOT BEING ABLE TO DO ANYTHING WHILST WATCHING THIS OVERSIZED FROG PUTTING HIS ARMORED DICK INSIDE ME AND FUCKING RAPING MY CHARACTER TO 0 HP.
ON TOP OF ALL THIS, THIS MOTHERFUCKER HAS ONE OF THE HIGHEST HP IN THE GAME.
Thanks for reading.

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