Content of the article: "Ok, can someone please explain to me what the f*ck I am doing wrong?!"
I have reached maximum rage once again.
SO! I saw someone on this same sub asking for a mod that made monsters less aggressive, obviously he was downvoted to hell but people kept saying “monsters DO have openings.”
WHERE THE FUCK ARE THEY?!
I AM GOD DAMNED MID MR AND MOST OF ALL THE FUCKING FIGHTS IN ICEBORNE HAVE ROBBED ME ENTIRELY OF USING GP OR SAED BECAUSE OF MONSTERS CONSTANTLY FUCKING SPAMMING LIGHT ATTACKS THAT DON’T ALLOW A SINGLE DAMN OPENING UNLESS I TANK DAMAGE WITH ROCKSTEADY OR TEMPORAL!
I will use this example once fucking more: Velkhana:
So, according to people she has huge punishable openings that she does constantly. She used her icebeams and whiffs them letting you wail on her, she uses heavy attacks that also can whiff and leave her open to even lvl 2 GS charge slashes…
WHERE THE FUCK ARE THESE ATTACKS?! LITERALLY EVERY FUCKING VELKANHA HUNT HAS HER, NOT EXAGGERATING BTW, SPAMMING TAIL STABS 24 FUCKING 7, SHE LITERALLY WILL REPEAT THE ATTACK COMBO UPWARDS OF 5 TIMES IN A ROW! WHEN DOES SHE USE HER ICEBEAM?! ONLY WHEN I AM FUCKING 30 METERS AWAY FROM HER!!! NEVER DOES SHE USE IT WITHIN PUNISHABLE DISTANCE, HER CHARGES DISPLACE HER OUT OF HITTING RANGE AND SHE ONLY USES ANY OF HER OTHER ATTACKS THAT CAN BR PUNISHED I SHIT YOU NOT, 2 TIMES PER 20 MINUTE HUNT.
AND MORE RECENTLY WAS RAJANG WHERE I COULD ONLY FUCKING LAND CHARGED SWORD SLASHES BECAUSE ALL HE LITERALLY DID WAS PIN SPAM, RUSH SPAM AND PUNCH COMBO SPAM THE ENTIRE FIGHT, ONLY ONCE THE ENTIRE 20 OR SO MINUTES DID HE LASER BEAM CLOSE TO ME OR SLAM DOWN ONLY 4 FUCKING TIMES!!!
THAT’S NOT EVEN MENTIONING THE SHEER NUMBER OF MONSTERS WHO HAVE ATTACKS I HAVE YET TO HAVE SEEN BECAUSE ALL THEY DO IS REUSE THE SAME 2 OR 3 ATTACKS
I HAVE PLAYED GU, A SUPPOSED DOWNGRADE ACCORDING TO THIS SUB IN GENERAL GAME DESIGN AND DESPITE HOW MUCH I BITCHED IN THAT GAME, I CAN ALWAYS REMEMBER HOW GENEROUS THE OPENINGS WERE! RAJANG FREQUENTLY SLAMMED AND MISSED BEAMS OR ELECTRO BALLS, VALSTRAX FREQUENTLY WHIFFED FRONTAL ATTACKS AND LET ME GET A FULL GS SLASH ON HIS TAIL, FUCKING KIRIN COULD EASILY BE HEADSNIPED FOR HALF A FULL CHARGE OF A GS AND GOD DAMNED PLESIOTH’S WATER BEAMS WERE SO EASY TO BAIT OUT!
THE ONLY THING I CAN THINK OF DOING WRONG IS THAT I AM TOK AFRAID OF TRYING TO BAIT CERTAIN ATTACKS JUST BECAUSE I LACK GUARD UP TO DEAL WITH BEAMS AND I AM DEATHLY AFRAID OF THE MONSTER SAYING “FUCK YOU” AND USING A LIGHT ATTACK TO BAIT OUT MY GP, PROBABLY BECAUSE KUSHALA MENTALLY SCARRED ME, ACTUALLY VERY LIKELY BECAUSE KUSHALA SCARRED ME BECAUSE FUCK DID GP DO JACK SHIT.
Ok, that’s all, have a wonderful day.
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