Total War

The gods must be laughing

Content of the article: "The gods must be laughing"

As the Dwarfs I united the southlands, wiped out the local Greenskins and Beastmen, then led a coalition of mortals against Chaos. The Vampire Counts slowed them down, and while the Empire was destroyed, we held them at the mountain passes until my full stacks of thunderers, hammerers, and big guns were in position. The final three-stack battle on the burning fields of Bretonnia was hard fought, but Archaon was defeated and the Warriors of Chaos destroyed. And while the north was in ruins, the Bretonnian duchies, the southern human realms, and the Wood Elves all survived to rebuild. And because the Dwarf holds had weathered the storm best, naturally we would dominate the new world. Things looked bright.

Then everything went to hell. All the survivors declared war on everyone else, while the Vampire Counts spread their corruption into defenseless ruins of the Empire. Athel Loren was burned to the ground; the Wood Elves survived by squatting in Marienburg, but were so weak that they actually agreed to become my vassal (I couldn't bear them dying out after everything). I don't even know who torched the Oak of Ages: the Border Princes, probably, since they seem to think they're the new Karl Franz. Recolonization of the north has stalled, since the mortal powers are too busy fighting each other–and since the survivors are mostly Dwarfs and Humans, they typically raze each other's settlements. A hundred turns after Archaon's death, the number of inhabited cities continues to fall. Factions continue to be wiped out.

Read:  The all-destroying rage of Achilles

I tried so hard to stay out of it, but then the second largest Dwarf kingdom invaded me (probably for refusing their last twenty alliance requests). So now it's civil war among the Dawi on three fronts. We both have end-game artillery and maximally-fortified cities. It's trench warfare in the mountains; its slaughter on a continental scale. Even after everything we did and everyone we lost to stop Chaos, even after we won, there's no peace, no hope, no respite.

TL;DR – One way or another, Chaos always gets what it wants.


Similar Guides

© Post "The gods must be laughing" for game Total War.

Top 7 NEW Games of June 2020

Quite a few exciting games are releasing for PC, PS4, Xbox One, and Nintendo in June. Here's what to keep an eye on.

Top 10 NEW Open World Games of 2020

Video games with open worlds continue to roll out in 2020 on PC, PS4, Xbox One, Nintendo Switch, and beyond. Here are some to look forward to!

Top 10 Best New Upcoming Games 2020-2021

The best selection of games which will be released in 2020 and 2021 for PS4, PS5, Xbox One, Xbox Series X, Google Stadia and PC - and you can watch in amazing UHD 4K and 60FPS with latest updates about all of the games in this list!

You Might Also Like

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *